给大家发过一篇毒舌小漫画，大家很是喜欢，看来用英文撕逼也是可以提升格调的···今天，再给大家整理一些高逼格毒舌语，适当的时候，大家可以用来调侃一下，但不要对谁都说哦，否则挨揍可别找我~Ready For It?
1、thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
今儿去了动物园，睹物思人，一整天都很想你。
2、would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
想问你几岁了还这么傻，但我知道你数不了这么大数。
3、They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
人都说互补才有吸引力。我希望你能遇到颜值高、智商高、文化高的伴侣。
4、As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
作为一个局外人，你对我们人类有何看法?
5、Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
赶紧的，快跟大家炫出你所有的知识。十秒钟应该够了。
6、bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
我猜你的大脑一定是十成新，从来没用过。
7、Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
普通人都是活到老学到老。你只做到了前者。
8、You are dark and handsome. When it's dark, you’re handsome.
你又黑又帅。天越黑的时候你就越帅。
9、How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
你是怎么到这里的? 谁打开笼子放你出来的?
10、You look like a before picture.
你长得像广告上“使用前”的照片。
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